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zachthemermaid:

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nogoodturkey:

i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant

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koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

do u ever start being friends with someone

and then u get to know them 

and its like

no wait 

i dont actually like you

can we stop this friendship thing we have going on

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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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blackbruise:

when you click a  button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click

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alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do